Blind leading the blind # 72
1. New response for when someone who tells you some shit you don’t care about: “get a kickstarter bro.”
2. Girls, it’s ok to talk dirty, scream, and participate during sex. Don’t just get fucked, fuck! Move your hips, pull his hair, ask him to spank you (not too hard though dudes, geeze!) Lightly push his face into your p***y, flip over, moan, whatever. Don’t worry about posing or facial expressions. Now is NOT the time!
3. Milk in your green tea? Gross.
4. Treat people the way you want to be treated. It really IS the golden rule.
5. Don’t trust anyone who spells their name ‘Rodger’ or ‘Bryan’.
6. Facebook wall posts or blog posts regarding dating or personal matters is such a bone head move! Direct message that shit kid. Grow a dick and learn how to use it.
7. You only live once, so I think you should follow me on Twitter.
